Gidget Liver-Shorts

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The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants," by Dav Pilkey. Oprah Chucklebrains, you know who you are. My personal favourite so far is Lumpy Pizzabuns, for another friend of mine.

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky b = lumpy c = buttercup
d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
j = poopsie k = flunky l = booger
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = falafel u = dorkey
v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:

a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle
d = bubble e = girdle f= barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = burger
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the last letter of your last name to determ!ine the second half of your NEW last name:

a = head b = mouth c = face
d = nose e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts i = lips
j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney
p = biscuits q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice