Six-Word Stories, for programmers

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http://undefined.com/ia/2006/10/27/six-word-stories-about-programming-languages/

I can't believe how much mileage this story has gotten this week! I even heard about the 6-word stories (but the original, sci-fi versions) on CBC Radio One this week.

The programming language ones are pretty funny, though. Some of my favourites:

Visual Basic

I was “it” once! What happened?

Perl

They’ll come crawling back. You’ll see!

I was the original web service.

COBOL

Without me there wouldn’t be PCs.

FORTRAN

Without me there wouldn’t be H-Bombs.