oh boy

[iamom]

I saw this in a list called Advaita to Zen this morning:

There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial

But there are also 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

However, there are 3 other arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

Then there are 3 arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all is that Jesus was a woman:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.

And finally some people even proof that he was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.