So Jenna, huh?

As soon as she won that second-to-last immunity that got her to the final three, I started to wonder if she'd end up winning. What a crazy turn in the game. I can't decide if I like it or not. Ultimately, I would have rather seen Rob win, since he played the game so well for so long. Matthew was also a favourite of mine until the end though; even though he didn't play too hard, he worked very hard and I thought he had an interesting demeanour and inner strength. But Jenna. Huh.

I wonder how long it will take for Heidi to make it into Playboy. She looked like the epitome of a Playboy centerfold on the reunion show last night. I thought she looked like a reptile on the show, but last night, she was a hottie. A boring, bleached-blonde hottie that would be hell in conversation, but a hottie nonetheless. And definitely not my type.

Bring on the dark, buxom brunettes please. But not Jenna, either. Just B.

Essential new words for 2003 additions for the workplace vocabulary

Been meaning to post this for a little while. Some of them I've already heard, but they're all worth a cheesy chuckle.

BLAMESTORMING-- Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER-- A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves.

ASSMOSIS-- The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

SALMON DAY-- The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

CUBE FARM-- An office filled with cubicles.

PRAIRIE DOGGING-- When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

MOUSE POTATO-- The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

SITCOMs-- Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.

STRESS PUPPY-- A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE-- The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

ADMINISPHERE-- The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

404-- Someone who's clueless. (From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found", meaning that the requested document could not be located.)

OHNOSECOND-- That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

WOOFies-- Well Off Older Folks

CROP DUSTING-- Surreptitiously farting while passing through a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust-- leads to PRAIRIE DOGGING.