Sneeze psychology

Benadryl paid some psychologist name Patti Wood to determine how different sneezing styles relate to certain personality types. Someone e-mailed this little article to me, and it kind of fits my personality (I'm an "enthusiastic" sneezer). She also put an online quiz on the subject here.

How a Sneeze Reveals Your Personality

THE SENSITIVE SNEEZER
The Sneeze: One small sneeze and it's over. You're so polite, you turn your head away.
The Personality: You are warm and friendly and like a relaxed pace. The most important thing in your life is your relationships with others. You will work to avoid conflict and get along--even if that means keeping your mouth shut or making personal sacrifices. You are loyal, calm, and dependable. People say you are a good listener, though sometimes you feel interrupted. You are helpful, supportive, and nurturing of others.

THE BE RIGHT SNEEZER
The Sneeze: When you sneeze, you cover your mouth.
The Personality: You are careful, accurate, and a deep thinker. Before you speak, you carefully consider what you will say. You are detailed and precise and catch mistakes that others miss. You have great insights and opinions, but you don't always get a chance to express them. You like to read books that make you think. You enjoy solitude so much that you prefer working by yourself and relaxing at home. You take your time, play by the rules, and wish others would do the same.

THE GET IT DONE SNEEZER
The Sneeze: Whenever it's possible, you hold in your sneeze. When you can't hold it in, the sneeze is big and loud.
The Personality: You are fast, decisive, and to-the-point. You wish others could be the same. You are efficient and uncomplicated. You do not have to rely on others. You are a leader. You are forceful and commanding and work to get things quickly accomplished. You seek physical exertion. You do not like to be used unfairly by others.

THE ENTHUSIASTIC SNEEZER
The Sneeze: You sneeze multiple times very loudly. When you sneeze, everyone in the room knows it.
The Personality: You are a charismatic leader and influencer. You are imaginative and have great "out of the box" ideas. You are intuitive and can inspire and motivate others. You value your relationships and hold them dear. You welcome new people and new opportunities. You are optimistic and spontaneous. You are open and people know what you are feeling. You are articulate and enjoy a good conversation whether it is on the phone, over dinner, or out socializing.

prison ministries

http://www.livejournal.com/users/robertstheology/53545.html

Interesting post about prison ministry. Reminds me of the time I played in a gospel band on a tour of the prisons in Alberta. We visited Innisfail, Fort Saskatchewan, and Drumheller, playing concerts for the prisoners which were followed up with sermons of sorts to help them find Jesus. There was a handful of us who were recruited into this band as paid ringers to fill out the missing instruments, and we played these great arrangements from a choir in Harlem which were really fun to play. Apart from the minister trying really hard to convert us heathen jazz musicians on the tour bus to Christianity, the highlight of that tour was meeting Colin Thatcher at Drumheller, who watched us from the back of the room for the whole concert, and then came up afterward to tell us all about how he was framed and that he was innocent of his wife's contract killing. He'd already been in jail for a number of years by that point.

It was an interesting trip. I believe that I earned every dollar I made on it.