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3 young boys were trying to figure out whose dad was the best.

The first boy said, "My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and catch it in his bare hands."

The second boy continued. "My dad is so good that he can shoot a gun, run after the bullet, get in front of it and catch it in his bare hands."

"I've got you both beat," boasted the third boy. "My dad's works for the Federal Government. He's so good that he gets off work at 5:00 and is home by 4:30."

Screenshots from Dubya's 2004 campaign website

http://slate.msn.com/id/2084803

This article, and the screenshots contained therein, are hilarious. Dubya is such a monkey. I love it. Some of my faves are the "See more Hispanic photos" link, the whole Environment page (Bush's air quality improvement initiatives to prevent catastrophic wildfires by reducing unnecessary regulatory obstacles that hinder active forest management is gold, along with his initiative to redevelop underused industrial sites -- those should DEFINITELY help improve air quality), and the W Store, where you can pick up a whole array of most excellent kid's gear. Maybe I'll buy Z a bib and then mail it back to the White House after she's puked on it.