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I just got a flyer in the mail for a company that offers housecleaning services, which they outline in detail in case you're not certain of what that means:

mopping
sweeping
vacuuming
surface cleaning (countertops, dusting)
bathroom
dishes
receipts provided

And then at the bottom, it says this:

Licensed electrical, dump trailer, bobcat and snow removal services also available. As well as Koi fish sales.

WTF??? Come do my housecleaning, electrical and excavation work? And while you're at it, buy some of our Koi fish? What the hell even IS Koi fish?

Edit: I just looked up Koi fish. It would appear that they're a form of ornamental Japanese carp. I'm guessing that they belong in a tropical fish tank or something. Holy crap. Nice marketing plan, really. Top-notch.