Haiku error messages

[iamom]

These haiku error messages are too funny. They remind me a bit of the honku global-warming-due-to-cars poetry, but I think these are better. A few of my faves:

Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that