survey joke, sort of

[iamom]

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure. In Africa, they didn't know what 'food' meant; in India, they didn't know what 'honest' meant; in Europe, they didn't know what 'shortage' meant; in China, they didn't know what 'opinion' meant; in the Middle East, they didn't know what 'solution' meant; in South America, they didn't know what 'please' meant; and in the USA, they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant!