toilet humour
Feb. 22nd, 2003 05:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
iamomI was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop, but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly: "Doin' Just Fine!"
And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At this point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uh, I'm like you, just traveling east!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over to your place after while?"
Ok, this question is just wacky but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.
I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for me!"
Then I hear the guy say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop, but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly: "Doin' Just Fine!"
And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At this point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uh, I'm like you, just traveling east!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over to your place after while?"
Ok, this question is just wacky but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.
I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for me!"
Then I hear the guy say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"
