sophiaserpentia, are you hip to this site?

http://www.meta-religion.com/Esoterism/Gnosticism/gnosticism.htm

Lotsa other stuff on there for the rest of us (in other traditions), too. It's just that sophiaserpentia's the person most expert in the Gnostic gospels of anyone I know...

Dilbert mission statement generator

Art, I tell you. Beautiful art. Click the "re-generate" button to see new ones.

http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/games/career/bin/ms.cgi

Mine was:

We have committed to enthusiastically create economically sound technology such that we may continue to synergistically integrate cost effective methods of empowerment while promoting personal employee growth .