Ultra-condensed Shel Silverstein

Oh man, this is funny. An old friend of mine grammardog (despite her raging (and huge) fanbase on LJ, I can still take credit for introducing her to this place) once gave me a copy of this book, and this condensed version of it made me crack up laughing right away.

http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/b/silverstein.piece.shtml

It's worth checking out the other condensed books on here too, they're very funny.

nets made by spiders fed on drug-dosed flies

http://www.cannabis.net/weblife.html

Today's DailyDharma is a good one

"Those who see worldly life as an obstacle to Dharma
see no Dharma in everyday actions.

They have not yet discovered that
there are no everyday actions outside of Dharma."

                ~Dogen

Found at the website
http://buddhism.kalachakranet.org/resources/zen_poems.html