bedtime haikus (aka Start | Turn Off Computer)

[iamom]

gazing at the screen
a humming is emitted
I should go to bed

reading about zen
is like peeing after sex
your aim goes awry

money is no joke
except when you don't have it
or if you don't care

if I had a Porsche
I wouldn't worry again
I'd just keep driving

words flutter around
they follow me everywhere
and they're no real help

silence is golden
goddamn this stupid humming
my pillow beckons