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iamomA man died and appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit to get in Heaven?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. Then I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!' "
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."
The next one is called Easter Is Cancelled. The punch line, which is a photo, is under the cut.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit to get in Heaven?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. Then I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!' "
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."
The next one is called Easter Is Cancelled. The punch line, which is a photo, is under the cut.
